Well it was alledgedly a party. There was booze. And crappy music. And a house with no furniture. And kittens!
And hot pool guy invited us there. =D
... Damn. I almost feel like a teenager. And only 4 years late!
There was homemade sambucca and we played soccer and I kicked the ball over the fence... >.>
So yes, we actually hung out with a bunch of guys on Valentines day, proving we're not as pathetic and lonely as the boys we spend time with. For once we were the hottests things at the 'party' (which wasn't really a party) and all the guys wanted us because well... we were the only girls. We only stuck around for an hour or so before taking off again but HEY I socialised for an hour and we got a bottle of wine as a parting gift since for some reason girls drinking 'spirits' is impossible so they actually went and got wine for us, even though we didn't want wine.
Also; I hope next time the guys will realize that I actually have peripheral vision and that if they size my up they should stand/sit behind me or in my blind spot. Not just within my line of sight and then pretend not to be looking everytime I look over thinking you wanna share something interesting.
Dear boys on the internet,
No matter how much you exagurate your life stories and how much you try to impress me with your badassery and awesomeness, you're an internet geek. You enjoy playing D&D and you collect RP dice. You'll be a geek no matter how hardcore you present yourself and just because I seem like a geek too, I'm not quite hat desperate.
So just, cut the crap, I'm not going to fall head over heel in love with you because you are so good at playing number based MMORPGs, nor do I cream myself thinking about how chivalrous you D&D character is. You're a geek, you're probably a few years younger than me (oh lord) and you seem liek the type ot be allergic to sunlight with acne.
I'm shallow, so for your looks it ain't happening. Further more your bragging is only making you seem less appealing.
Seriously, stop that shit or you'll be a virgin longer than I am...
Little love,
A damsel in distress hwo does NOT need you to save her.
p.s. Yes, I realize your penis is bigger than mine, nevermind the fact my mental penis is crafted better than yours, you win... happy now?


