Talking to Eve about going to Melbourne next week.

[ SR ]: also "Dear Strangers who I am hoping to live with for two months, I'm coming over on the 19th of july and will arrive at 5:30AM becase I stupidly booked a red eye flight. What time can I come knocking on your door?"
Eventus: xD
Eventus: You're living with two strangers?
Eventus: That's kind of creepy
[ SR ]: I'm iving with an unknown number of strangers
[ SR ]: I have no idea... I know they've got accomodation and I asked for it
[ SR ]: that is all I know
Eventus: xD
Eventus: What, is it just some random house or something with a room spare?
[ SR ]: I have no idea!
Eventus: Or student accomo
Eventus: ahhaha
Eventus: Well planned then? xD
[ SR ]: oh yes!
[ SR ]: becuase life wasn't stressfull enough yet XD
[ SR ]: I think I'm moving in with the instructor dude or some of his friends or something
[ SR ]: I have no idea x___x
Eventus: That sounds kind of like you're whoring yourself out
Eventus: FOR GOOD GRADES
Eventus: SHAME ON YOU!
[ SR ]: hahahah
Eventus: Is he creepy?
Eventus: If he's creepy you're screwed
Eventus: xD
[ SR ]: I don't know...!
[ SR ]: I've never met the dude!
[ SR ]: he's dutch
Eventus: I'm not really making things better, am i
Eventus: xD
[ SR ]: no!!
[ SR ]: SHUT UP EVE! DX
Eventus: DON'T WORRY
Eventus: IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE, SHINE A GINGER LIGHT INTO THE SKY
[ SR ]: ...
Eventus: I'll hop in the gingermobile
Eventus: Which knowing me is likely a giant dick with wheels
[ SR ]: ...
Eventus: Sorry
Eventus: That just kind of...came out
[ SR ]: you were funny without the dick joke...
[ SR ]: the dick joke killed it XD
Eventus: Damn.
Eventus: I couldn't help it
[ SR ]: I do know dude lives in the stone age!
[ SR ]: can't open .docx files.... pffft...
Eventus: xD
Eventus: So he can't open .docx files..
Eventus: He might not be an internet predator
Eventus: Wait he's dutch, he's probably stoned all the time
Eventus: He probably doesn't even know what day it is
Eventus: You could hand it in next year and pass
Eventus: Oh man, stereotypes
[ SR ]: hahaha
[ SR ]: he's dutch but been living in Aus for the past 23 years
[ SR ]: so he was from before the legalized weed period
[ SR ]: I know the most useless crap about this guy...

I watched Twilight. Because as much fun as mocking the concept is, it's much more fun to mock the actua asshattery.

In 2 hours of movie... almost 2 hours, I'll be fair... there is well counter 20 minutes worth of interesting story. It's utter crack and could've bene completely prevented if any of the 8 people involved had any sort of a brain and ability to improvise (and I'm to believe one of these people is a practicioning doctor? Pfft)... But in the interest of y'know... making a captivating story I'll give 'em the benefit of the doubt.
I actually went back to check this because my brain told me I HAD to be mistaken.. sadly I'm not it's 1h26m when shit finally hits the fan. Then at 1h34m you finally get to some actual action and climax... and at 1h40m it's all gone and we roll into random drama for about a minute and that's it. While I thought it was about 8minutes worth of action, turns out I was wrong... It's only 6 minutes, 7 and then I'm being really generous.

7 minutes! Out of an almost 2 hours movie!
Anyway... To everyone interested, here is my rendering of the movie...

( Major spoilers behind the cut )

Star trek just became so much more awesome XD

In an attempt to find christmas spirit...



I found christmas crack!
I is amused...
Now for other languages...!